Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls..........

Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls..........

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky,
You had your chance.
I tried to fart,
And shit in my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here
To shit and stink.
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose.. .

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bu! llshit on the walls...

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......

(Written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
the Singapore Fire Department wantsyou.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.

We aim to please!
You aim too!.. Please.

On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated
throughout the entire performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...
Please aim properly.


haha...... is kinda funny. this is one of my friend send it to me. I want to share it with you all!
Hope you all enjoy reading! XD