What a difference 30 years make!!!

 30 Years Difference

                    1972: Long hair
                    2002: Longing for hair

                    1972: The perfect high
                    2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund

                    1972: KEG
                    2002: EKG

                    1972: Acid rock
                    2002: Acid reflux

                   1972: Moving to California because it's cool
                   2002: Moving to California because it's warm

                   1972: Growing pot
                   2002: Growing pot belly

                   1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
                   2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

                   1972: Seeds and stems
                   2002: Roughage

                   1972: Killer weed
                   2002: Weed killer
                  
                   1972: Hoping for a BMW
                   2002: Hoping for a BM

                   1972: The Grateful Dead
                   2002: Dr. Kevorkian

                   1972: Going to a new, hip joint
                   2002: Receiving a new hip joint

                   1972: Rolling Stones
                   2002: Kidney Stones

                   1972: Being called into the principal's office
                   2002: Calling the principal's office

                   1972: Screw the system
                   2002: Upgrade the system

                   1972: Disco
                   2002: Costco

                   1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
                   2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

                   1972: Passing the drivers' test
                   2002: Passing the vision test

                   1972: Whatever
                   2002: Depends