Medical definitions

1.  Artery - the study of fine paintings.

2.  Barium - what you do when the patient dies.

3.  Benign - what you are after you be eight.

4.  Cauterize - made eye contact with her.

5.  Cesarean Section - a district in Rome.

6.  Colic - sheep dog.

7.  Coma - a punctuation mark.

8.  Congenital - friendly.

9.  Constipation - endangered feces.

10. Coronary - domesticated yellow bird.

11. Dilate - to live a long time.

12. Enema - opposite of a friend.

13. Fester - quicker.

14. Fibrillate - to tell a small lie.

15. Genital - Non-Jew.

16. G.I. Series - a baseball game between soldiers.

17. Grippe - suitcase.

18. Hangnail - coat hook.

19. Humerus - to tell us what we want to hear.

20. Intestine - currently taking an exam.

21. Morbid - a higher offer.

22. Nitrate - lower than the day rate.

23. Outpatient - a person who has fainted.

24. Ova - finished, done with.

25. Pap Smear - to slander your father.

26. Paradox - a pair of doctors.

27. Pelvis - the evil twin of Elvis.

28. Penis - someone who plays the piano.

29. Protein - in favor of young people.

30. Rectum - damn near killed him.

31. Sacrum - holy.

32. Secretion - hiding anything.

33. Seizure - Roman Emperor.

34. Serology - the study of English knighthood.

35. Sperm - to reject, look away from.

36. Tumor - an extra pair.

37. Urine - the opposite of you're out.

38. White Count - the number of Caucasians.