New Face

Haha..... New Template!! At last, I make it!! Love it so much!! It is cool!!
I want to give the credit to my bro Ryan Lem who really help me a lot in doing this skin!
Not to forgot, I also want to thanks Sai Khong for try to help me with it!!
Thanks guys! Without you all, i won't able to do it!! haha.......
Last word - Hope you all like the new face of my blog!
xD

Scouting - for me good or bad???

Scout, a word that i dislike since I'm at primary school! As you know, or you maybe don't know, i don't like scouting at all! No matter in my primary school or the last few year! I still hold on to that!! Now, i am one of the scout troop! Haha.... it is unbelievable! For your information, i am a school band member during i in primary school! I damn like music! Music bring me to life! Music is my life! I just love it! So, i still miss the time i'm with the band! It just the best time in my life! Never will forgot that! But now, i choose to join scout! The reason is many! It is because of many things and person!

Basketball Noob

Haha.... Ya, I am a basketball noob! I know i am! haha... Even i like to play basketball, but i am very very noob in basketball lo! Cos i am very scare the ball! don't know since when i am very scare to touch the ball! remember during my primary school, i am a basketball freak! I go basketball-ing everyday after school, that is around 4.30 lo! I still remember i go my friends house to change my cloth and bring the big school bag to the basketball court! haha.... that time is really addicted to it! i go everyday until scold by my mom! cos if i play. i will forgot about time! sometime need to call my daddy to fetch me home cos i am living so far that time! my daddy will scold me but i still do it everyday! play i can't walk back home! really! Got one time, i injured my leg but i still play! I almost can't walk cos it is so serious! HAha...so crazy right??? ya! i am like that! When i like something, i will get too obese with it!!

but now is totally different, don't know why i just suddenly don't like to play basketball! It because of my friends or myself?? i don't know! cos i just become like that only! no reason! My friends now all like to play basketball! but i just feel so wired to play with them! don't know why! maybe i think they are taking the game too serious! For me, a game is a game! I don't mind with the result, i just mind the process of the game! I don't blame in people when people not good in that game, cos not everyone perfect or good in that game! but i think my friends not like that! They are too serious in everything! For me, it is not good! For other, it might be good! I don't know! It just depend on the how do you give the definition of game only! Some might say the final purpose of the game is to win! If you lose, than you are a loser forever! For me, game is just a game! when it is finish, it finish! don't bring it into your life! haha.... talking too much liao!!

Today i just play basketball with my friends! YEAH!!! i got one ball in!! hahaha!!!! So cool man!! Al thought just one ball only! but it is mean a lot to me! Cos it is the first ball i in since the last time i play in serious game!! I don't remember the last time i play game with my friends! Cos i am very scare to play with them! Cos they are too good lo! I just can't be compared with them! TOO good for me! so i just started to lost interest in basketball!! haha.... never mind lo! i can focus more on my homework! not like last time! go home around 8 or 9 haha!!!

sometime i do think that i am really noob in everything! Cos i am stupid! Not only in basketball, in math and art too!! I am really noob lo!! Damn stupid lo i! i just like that! I never think about what am i going to do to overcome it! maybe i too stupid lo! haha..... i don't mind to be a stupid in my life! This world need a stupid to show how smart are the smart people! If don't have the stupid like me, the smart person wouldn't be so special! haha...... it is true!

Saturday got a monthly test! going to have BM,BI and math! OMG, Math!! I so scare!! After school got a physics quiz. Trial exam next month and SPM is near! I going to crazy!! My mom say no more going out after July! That mean this month is the last month of freedom!! I will do everything i want to do in this month! It is damn rush!! I just don't like it!! But for my result, i will do it! I need to do a lot of math exercise but when i open the book, i just don't know how to do everything! haha.... i am so stupid! But i do need it! I will try my best to overcome by stupidness for the SPM. Burt after SPM i going to return back to stupid!! Cos i enjoy to be stupid!

haha..... that all for today!! I going to write the tips for scoring A in PMR soon!! Really soon! just be patient!! Cos i need time to do it!! @.@ sorry for keeping the one who need it wait! Just wait for few day lo!! this is my promise! But it is depend on you all want to trust my tips or not lo!! (p/s:this is not for show off) I do get straight A in PMR! Really~ who do not believe it, it okay~! I might be lying! haha....... Lastly, want to say sorry and thank you for the one who reading this post! sorry for the bad grammar na dspelling or even use the wrong words! Cos my english level is low only! Thank you is for willing to read until here~~

haha...... this is really the end! One more thing......

($%^&%$#@&&*) I'm sure you are angry now!! cos this guy is so "long breath"! haha...okie la~! I really end here lo! SEE YOU lo!!! XD

Reminder

My song is only can play at INTERNET EXPLORER.

Can't play at MOZILLA FIREFOX or OPERA

So, if u want to listen to my song, use internet to open my blog!

I got two song! Wait for the Cuo Le Zai Cuo finish got one more piano song!!

haha!!!! wired right?? haha!!!

THanks!!!!

Sorry

I want to say sorry for my behaviour last few day! Not only in my life but also at here! My blog! Although i am sorry, but i do not regret for the words i wrote, cos it is my true feeling! haha... anyway, i want to say sorry for the bad words but i not gonna delete it! i never will change what i write in my post! It is one of my law! In my life, i don't like to follow people law! so u will see me as a rebelious kid! But in my own world, i got my law! It is just too much! Next time i gonna list out my law in here! haha.... kinda stupid!!

The second thing i want to sorry is to my friends! I wan to say sorry to Gim Aun, Wai Seong, or anyone that i hurt you! sorry lo! I really sorry lo!!

Sorry lo!!!

My twins Bro birthday!

Today is my twins brother aka Ryan Lem birthday! i want to wish him happy birthday lo!! He is a damn nice guy! His english is damn good! If can, i want to learn from him! Cos i am very noob in english!! haha... Just wish him will happy always and hope his wish will come true!!
Happy birthday lo! MY twins bro!!
haha....

It's okay, i don't mind!!

Today having a hash time during activity! Before i start to write about this post, i want to say is, it going to full of bad word! So if you feel not comfortable, please don't read!
Today i wake up at around 6.30 am. Than i take bus lo to get to the school! Damn sick lo! Everytime need to walk so far~. Haiz!! Then i get to the school before 8! THank god i do not late~ I don't want to be scolded! Then, Sir WL call us go to the scout room to have a talk! Ok, TALK, We talk every activity! This talk is very stupid! The talk he mean is to scold us! What the Fcuk! You want to scold us, just say so, don't say have a talk with us! Do you think you are the sir, you can do anything ya?
Then, after we get into the scout room, he started to scold us one by one! He say i am too close with the junior or the girl guides! What the fcuk, what do you care! He also say my friend Weng Hong many things! His is a good and hardworking person! but the WL still do not satisfy with it! You mo**** fc** Bit**. I think Weng Hong is the best lo! Then Pat LIn he also scold him! F*** ka* y**. Pat lin is good enough liao! what do he want?? A god ya?? A 100 mark people ya?? I really don't like him! But it's okay, i don't mind! Cos i already used to it!! I always scold by many people! so, i can act as i am okay! If i am the last time me, the table already fly toward his face lo!! I going to kick his as* lo!! but now i am change liao! I not going to do that anymore! So, he is lucky!
Then, after this, we are practicing our marching. Then he ya, don't why just angry with us! It just because we all can't come out at sunday, then he angry with us! Don't what he thinking! He is so selfish! He want us to just follow his rule! Who he think he is, Why must we do all the things he tell us to do!! I just simply don't like it! He can't think about that sunday is family day! Who want to practice with him! You think we all crazy ya?? I am very angry with the atitude he having! Really a bad example for us! Then he say he don't want to care about us anymore! He want us to figure out what he writem if we are wrong, then he will puinsh us! What the heck, he think we are the worm inside his stomach ya? We know what he is thinking ya?? I really feel like want to kick him! Than he say we no need to join the competition la~ And that Wai Seong also same! He forgot he is same with us! He do not having a higher level than us! We all are the same! When sir ask us to say something, why don't he just say something! Blame us lo!! He forgot he is one of us, say us mute, he leh?? why can't he say? It just so suck! he is just too arogant!

after the activity, my plan all change liao! Actually i got a plan for it! but after get scolded and no more mood! I decide to go with plan B! My plan A is go activity -->Gim Aun House-->go home and do revision! But i change my plan is because:
1. I am angry
2. scare disturb gim aun lo, cos he is busy and scare him not welcome me!!
3. need to go for donation! get scolded also because of this! they say want us to try the best to sell it but now he want us to finish sell it! You damn FC**ing hell la!

Than, me, Cheryl , kok Hong and pah yih go to sell the pen! It is a damn fun. we press all the door bell and asking! It is so cool to do that! haha....... I very having a good time with them. it bring back me! hahaha
THan , the day just end like this lo!! haha
I am so bad right??? Talking bad things behind people! But i don't mind people to call me bad guy because i am!! haha............. xD
I am a bad guy!!!!!!!

Walking back into the past to see the future. Lost in time travel. (Editted)

This is another version of my poem - Walking back into the past to see the future. Lost in time travel. This edited by my 'Twins brother" and best friend aka RYAN LEM!! He is a damn cool person. His english level is so high. sometime i can't understand what his post is about what cos the meaning of the word is too deep for me!! This is editted by him. I want to thank him a lot!! This is much more better than my version!! Let me just show it to you!!

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Time passes without you knowing it.

Time passes without you saying No.

It flew by,

And the only thing you can do,

Is to look at your rear view mirror.

There are crossroads every once in a while.

Letting go of something you loved,

Just to get to the other side.

We were wrong.

We were right.

But its the wrong that makes us right.

I walked back into the past.

Just to have a glimpse into my future.

As luck would have it,

I'm LOST now.

I'm north and south.

And there are no hands reaching out for me.

I hear blood.

I see cries.

I'm confused and I don't know what to do.

Though confusion is nothing new.

The only one who held my hand,

left me wandering.

Wondering.

I'm hated.

I know.

I'm backstabbed.

I don't mind.

They deceived.

I blindfolded by lies.

I didn't know.

Couldn't believe.

I only feel gravity and nothing else.

There came a time,

When I'd consider suicidal.

But its a foolish act.

People let me down,

But I won't allow myself to let myself down.

Plain stupidity.

My past are written in stone.

I am lost because it was corrupted.

My future is misty.

I can't see nor touch anything.

I'm afraid I'd fall.

I feel like running away.

But I'm running in circles.

I feel like going somewhere where my name is not known.

But things haunt me wherever I go.

I wish to start a new life.

Even if I have to drill out the memories stucked in my head.

Maybe I'm just stupid.

But I guess its the very thing that keeps me alive.

Even my past is not a perfect picture,

At least I hope that the future is.

Good luck to all the adventurous people out there.

-Fin-

BY: RYAN LEM

I'm love with the one i love

I had fall in love! But this love is just too far for me! I can't touch it! I can't see it! I can't do anything with it! She is the one for me! No matter what my friends say about! Most of my friends think she is not pretty at all! For me, she is the most pretty for me! I really love her! I even had think about we will get marry and have children together! I think i am thinking too far! haha......

But, for now, i'm sure she is the one for me, i always look at her. Look into her eyes make me happy! I feel very happy everytime i see her! She has a kind of magic that make me just can't get my sign off of her! She is like an angel! Brighten up my sky! everytime when i am sad or angry,but when i thinking of her, i'm sure will be better!

No one know what will happen in the future! No matter what happen, i still love her. My friends say if she don't like me, maybe i should just let go my hand! Get another girl! But i can't. Cos i just not easily fall in love like other people! They think love is just a game, for me, Love is forever! If i with someone, i will think about our future! Cos i care about her!
I like her so much, seeing her everyday pass through me, i feel so happy! all my life is for her! i will ask her want to be my girl friend someday! i won't tell you all when or where! but If she become my girl friend, i will tell the whole world about that! Cos she is mine! I love her, i want everyone know how much i love her! i want the world know i love her! Without any doubt!

Please, give me some support! some words! to give me strength to do it!

Don't worry about my result, cos i not like other that just care about dating only! I am a rasional person! I know when to do what! where to do what! It just okie for me! But she say wabt to focus on study, i will gonna wait her finish her study. I willing to wait, it just depend on her want me to wait or not. I will love her at least for now! my love has expired date! Although i can wait, but don't let me wait so long, cos when it is too long, i will forgot about it!

I loving with the one i love, i feel happy about it! I just happy to see her everyday! She is just too good, pretty, nice,caring, sweet, cute,fun,and a lot more i can describe her!!!!

Lastly i want to let you know what she call!!
Her name is:
HOOI TENG
What a nice name!! Only name already so good, she sure is a very very very very very very very very very pretty girl!!!

I hope the people will know that i love her and i am waiting her answer! Hope it is a YES!
haha....
Love her so much!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday

Today is wednesday lo!! We suppose to wear scout uniform! But i didn't wear!Cos i just don't feel like want to wear it! But thank god, my best buddy Pat Lin and Weng Hong also didn't wear! This saturday sure scold by TL lo!! Haiz..... every time get scold! Very boring lo!! I hope it not too hard lo the punishment!! but in 5A, got a reverse bone kid lo!! We three do not wear but he wear!! HAha...... I just kinding lo!! Just like Pat Lin said, if he want to wear, it his freedom! Cos he is doing the right things! We should not encourage people to rebel or do bad things!! Haha.. i am totally agree with Pat Lin! In scout troup, we three are reverse bone kids, but in 5A, he is! this is can't be deny!! Actually what is reverse bone kid! Think lo!!! haha......

Today got a educational fair in our school! It just not fun at all! I don't what to do lo!! haha...Sometime life is so boring! It just toooooo..................

Coming Soon..

Coming soon.... Exam

Trial exam and SPM is coming soon. And i not ready at all. I am very worry about it! My math is still suck! And i don't know how to do at all! I am very scare about it!! Tell me what should i do?? i really want to gey good result in SPM! My friends all is ready for it liao! I am the only one that not yet do anythings! Haiz! I just no idea what i am going to be in the future! I want to focus on my study now! no more playing! For me, it is so hard! I might will stop blogging later until i finish my exam!! But i will going to do it slowly!

Coming Soon... Tips for score A in PMR

I going to write about my secret to get straight A in PMR. I going to give you all some tips to get A in every subject! It is depend on you whether you want to trust me or not lo! Cos i just want to writeit and share it to everyone! I'm not trying to show off here! but i am really just want to help the people who need help! I also hope someone can help me in my SPM!

Coming Soon.... New Song for my blog

Now i put this song - ADA CINTA by Irwansyah & Acha Septriasa

This is OST of the movie LOVE IS CINTA.

I hope you all going to enjoy to listen this song!

I like any music, so this is a very great song!

I really hope you not going to close it when you open my blog!

Bon Odori

Bon Odori is what? Don't ask me!! I also don't know what is meant by bon odori! I just know it is about japan night!! Haha..... The journey to Stadium Matsushita, Shah Alam is really funny! That day is saturday!~14.07.07. Morning i got activity, i damn tired! cos just come from the camp! Than morning got activity, night got this bon odori!! Haiz, until now only write this two post! Sorry yo!!!

Now i would like to tell you all how do we get to the bon odori!!
First i feel like i am very stupid!! Tell you later why!! We all wait at the LRT station at 6 pm cos need to wait for Cheryl baxk from her piano class! Than we take LRT to KL Central. Than we take KTM to Shah Alam! On the way i feel so stupid!! Because the KTM passed my house lo! I juz need to pay Rm1 if i take it from my house to Shah Alam! but i had wasted RM 6 for that!! But it is okie lo!!!! haha....

Than, After we get to Shah Alam, We had been cheated by the bus driver two times and a old lady one time. HAha.... A group with 13 people is play by the bus driver! First we take the bus to a place that need to change bus! But after we get there, The boss say the bus we wait still need to wait for 1 hour, We don't have one hour lo!So, he tell us to take other bus to change bus! So we just take it lo!! After the bus take us to a place that we don't know, we just don't know what to do!! we ask the bus driver, he say we need to take other bus and change bus again! OMFG!!! how many bus does we must change????
Than a old lady say we need to take a bus to get to the bank and than walk to there!! She say it is so near only!!!! But when we get there, we find out it is damn "NEAR", What is her defination of near?? Walk for 1 hour ya??? We ask people and they say the only way is by taking taxi only!!
So, we take taxi!! WTFG, we should just take taxi when we at the KTM of Shah Alam!! haiz!!
When we get there already 9.20pm. it is finish at 9.30pm. haha..........
I just speak few word with Zhen Ming and Wendy only! So sad, I thought can take picture!!
We just go there and buy food and take picture!!

The place
Me with two kimono girls

me. cheryl, weng hong and hing lun

Me and Emily

cheryl, kimono girls and me

Again but this time with weng hong and hing lun

me, look so silly~!!!

Camp Motivation Y2Y

The order of phoenix
12.07.07- 13.07-07 i went to a camp that is all people speak chinese!! So cool man!! A chinese camp!! I like it! During this two day, i really had a lot of fun! I also meet a lot of new friends!

This camp is combined with 5 school that contain:

1.SMK Kelana Jaya

2.SMK Sri Aman

3.SMK Damansara Jaya

4.SMK Damansara Utama

5.SMK Taman Sea



Than, they sperate us into 10 group!! My group is no.5!! Haha.... It is damn cool group!! I like this group so much!! Love all my teamate!!! They are the best!!!



Our group name is: Order of Phoenix( Feng Huang Ling)! The name is cool right? Is my idea!! haha...... But our luck is so bad!! From the moment they say our phoenix like chicken (san ji ling) We had from phoenix change to chicken! haha.....



From the begining, we are the last place among the 10 group! But we do not feel dissapointed! Cos we know we are the best!! Our group got 4 guys and 6 girls!! All of us is leng chai, leng lui!!

hahaha..........



But we all try so hard to get rid of the last place!! Guess what? Tell u later lo!! We had a lot of activity! All activity is so fun!! I like it all!! The outdoor game we all work together as a team! The tower we build it together!! The treasure hunt is so fun!! We get 2nd place!! yeah yeah!! At last we get a higher place than other group!! It prove that we are the best! The order of phoenix rockz!!!!!



Although we get second last~, but we still proud to us!! We are the best!!

I'm really happy cos no one in my school same team with me, cos i can make new friends!!!



The camp name

Our team Flag - The order of phoenix(Feng Huang Ling)

Me and Hu Jian Biao!!!!

He is damn cool, nice, good and handsome!!!!

Our Tower!!! Rockz!!!!!

Me and Yee Keong ( i'm look so short)

The guys!!!!!

All so handsome!!

hahaha

The ladies!!

All so pretty!!!!!

Our team

All is the best of the best!!!!

No doubt!!!!


I love u all!!!

Last but no least, my best buddy!!

Weng Hong, Pat lin.and , me

Medical definitions

1.  Artery - the study of fine paintings.

2.  Barium - what you do when the patient dies.

3.  Benign - what you are after you be eight.

4.  Cauterize - made eye contact with her.

5.  Cesarean Section - a district in Rome.

6.  Colic - sheep dog.

7.  Coma - a punctuation mark.

8.  Congenital - friendly.

9.  Constipation - endangered feces.

10. Coronary - domesticated yellow bird.

11. Dilate - to live a long time.

12. Enema - opposite of a friend.

13. Fester - quicker.

14. Fibrillate - to tell a small lie.

15. Genital - Non-Jew.

16. G.I. Series - a baseball game between soldiers.

17. Grippe - suitcase.

18. Hangnail - coat hook.

19. Humerus - to tell us what we want to hear.

20. Intestine - currently taking an exam.

21. Morbid - a higher offer.

22. Nitrate - lower than the day rate.

23. Outpatient - a person who has fainted.

24. Ova - finished, done with.

25. Pap Smear - to slander your father.

26. Paradox - a pair of doctors.

27. Pelvis - the evil twin of Elvis.

28. Penis - someone who plays the piano.

29. Protein - in favor of young people.

30. Rectum - damn near killed him.

31. Sacrum - holy.

32. Secretion - hiding anything.

33. Seizure - Roman Emperor.

34. Serology - the study of English knighthood.

35. Sperm - to reject, look away from.

36. Tumor - an extra pair.

37. Urine - the opposite of you're out.

38. White Count - the number of Caucasians.

Strange facts

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until
the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

If the population of China walked past you in single file,
the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

Leonardo DiVinci invented the scissors.

No word in the English language rhymes with month.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and
ears never stop growing.

Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

"Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand,
"lollipop" with your right.

The cruise liner, QE2 moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel
that it burns.

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

The words 'racecar' and kayak' are the same whether they are read left
to right or right to left.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on
one row of the keyboard.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an
average of 6 months waiting at a red light.,

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on
a watch face, is 10:00.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks,
otherwise it will digest itself.

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels
in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

There is a word in the English language with only one vowel, which
occurs five times, "indivisibility."

The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there
were three gifts.

Did you know that crocodiles never outgrow the pool in which they live?
That means that if you put a baby croc in an aquarium, it would be little
for the rest of its life.

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; a group of geese in
the air is a skein.

A 'jiffy' is an actualy unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye".

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses
every letter of the alphabet.

The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a
letter is "uncopyrightable".

Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.

It's impossible to lick your elbow.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or
received a telephone call.

Rats and horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language..........try it!

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating
are already married.

A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.

In the course of an average lifetime, you will, while sleeping, eat
70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. (I didn't know that!!)

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

New definitions

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing
why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who
was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot
of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to
absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the
boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day
swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something
loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the
walls to see what's going on.

MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer
to the couch potato.

SITCOM: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.
What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of
them stops working to stay home with the kids.

STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being
stressed out and whiny.

SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered
useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive
use.

XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies
from one's workplace.

IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that
are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching
them. The O.J. trials were a prime example.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the
crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning
just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the
adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant
to the problems they were designed to solve.

404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error
message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document
could not be located.

GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that are exactly
the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip
malls, subdivisions.

OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you
realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

WOOFY(S): Well Off Older Folks.

CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously farting while passing thru
a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust!
(leads to 'PRAIRIE DOGGING'.)

Heart

This song is specially for my blog theme:

LOVE IS CINTA

Hope you all will like it! I know one of my friend put this song before,
i hope he don't mind i put this song!!!

My heart is stolen by her, this song also for her!
Hope she will understand my heart!!
Heart is just like that..............

Am i losing it??

This few day, i am surround by my anger! I just really angry about everything! I don't know why i felt very angry! Finally today i find out the reason liao! The reason is very simple! It is because i am jealous my friends!

Haha... this reason is stupid right?? After you see the reason why am i jealous about my friends, you sure will laugh until you can't stop it!!

I should go and learn how to control my anger! I can't show my emotion in front of my friends again! cos it is against my own law!

In my law, it state that:

My friends joy and happiness is belong to them,but their sorrow and pain is belong to we!

My joy and happiness can share with anyone, but my pain and sorrow is belong to me!!

I will not show my emotion in front of my friends!

Can't hurt them!!

Before i write the reason, i want to write about something else! Waiting bus is kinda boring. When you wait bus alone, you will feel like so lonely! The feeling is damn bad! I don't like that feeling but i already used to it! What to do? No one is willing to wait for me ma! I am not complaint ya! so, do not say anything to me at school! I know the feeling that waiting bus alone, so i try to not to let my friends have that feeling! So, i like to wait bus with my friends! But lately, Don't know why, I just don't get it!

I feel like i am losing this friend! In the school we see each other everyday! but the distance between us is getting bigger! Cos, we are really less talk now! And the chance to talk to each other seem to be very small!

I really like this friend! He is the most important friend in my life! He also the one i only trust to talk everythings! Losing him make me feel like i no more people can talk about the things i only want to share with him! I like to go his house, it make me feel like much more relax! I just don't have to wear the mask when i talk to him!!

I hope i can really save this friendship. Cos i can't affort to lose this friends! He is too important to me!

Learn to hide my emotional from now! i will do it!! If i lose this friend, i need to learn to deal it without anyone help!!

Happy Birthday lo!! My Girl!!!

Today is my girl birthday!!! Happy birthday lo!!! She is my best girl!!!! Her name is Sou Teng!! My daughter!! Pretty right?? Today is her birthday! I hope she is happy and get what she want!! She is still young!!! Just 13 only!!!! A nice girl! No matter what she do, i will support her!!
I really love all of my children!! Hope they all love each other!!

Sou Teng, Daddy love you forever o!!!!

Happy Birthday!!!!!

777 - A long Day

777, is my school carnival day!! I wake up at 5.50 am. And i walk out to take bus around 6.15 am. I am very sick with walk so far in the dark road!! It is very dark!!
I wait the bus and get to the school around 7.15 am.

When i get there, everyone already here!!! We all start to work lo!! To make our stall ready!!
I am really glad i am a part of 5A- the best class in the school!! 5A rockz!!!

My senior Theng Hon and Emily come to support us!! Really happy to see them!! Than my friends Yee May , Poi Man, and Wendy also come!! Really Happy to see them!! Too bad Wayne, Sai Khong and Hoong Yau can't come! Or not it will be more fun! I also saw michelle!! I go to say hi to her! Really happy to meet her!!

Than, got something happen!! The BITCH teacher say my friends cloth is too sexy!!?? WTF, what do you care??? They not our school student! What they want to wear is their freedom!! The Bitch teacher even try to chase them away!!! My friends really angry and they are really leaving! I also angry!!! But what to do? I can't kick the teacher!! If can, i will do it!!!

I also saw the one i love!!! She is so pretty!! THe most pretty girl in the world!!!!!
I LOVE HER FOREVER!!!

We take alot of pictures!!!!




Me and Yee May

Me and Poi Man


5A rockz~ Pn. Aziah is the best!!!

Me with the prefect couple- Joon sean and crystal

me with Poi Man AGAIN

She look so fuuny! hahaha...

me, Wendy and Gim Aun

Me and wendy

me and cheryl

The best buddy in the world-

Weng Hong, Pat Lin and me

Me and my best buddy gim aun

i look so silly and chuan!!??

Me, joey and michelle

After the carnival, i walk wendy to bus stop to wait her friends!! Ai Peng and Zhen Ming!!

They are so nice!!! Even just meet, but i know they are really good person and also friendly!!!

NIGHT

BBQ at the basketball court!! Me, weng hong and cheryl went to bbq at the basketball court around sri aman!!It is a very funny!! I see yee may and poi man again!!!We go there and help them to make the fire!!! but not we start to use first!!! haiz!!!

haha.... than we( the senior 4ppl, wendy, cheryl,and a girl) go to 7-11 to eat cup mee!!! Hahaha.... it is funny!! We like so kesian!! Wendy is really funny by her action!!We all have alot of chating in the 7-11!!!!!

Than we go back to start our bbq!!!

than we just go home around 10 with cheryl car to LRT station!! It is really fun cos i can be with poi man and yee may!! We really no time no see liao!!!

Than i get home by 11.30pm.

I study until 3.30 am than i sleep lo!!!

Really a long day right???

Puns

1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons.
 The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only
 one carrion allowed per passenger."

2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
 and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton
 fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became
 known as the lesser of two weevils.

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire
 in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your
 kayak and heat it, too.

4. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up
 to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
 canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
 in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After
 about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to
 disperse. "But why?", one asked, as they moved off. "Because," he
 said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to
 a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in
 Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of
 himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells
 her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband
 responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened
 up small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy
 flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the
 competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but
 they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They
 ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the
 roughest and most vicious thug in town to"persuade" them to close.
 Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd
 be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so,
 thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
 which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate
 very little,which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he
 suffered from badbreath. This made him ....what? (Oh, man, this is so
 bad, it's good)
 A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

10. NASA recently sent a number of Holsteins into orbit for experimental
  purposes. They called it the herd shot round the world.

Word Meaning Contest

  The Washington Post's "Style Invitational" once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,  subtracting, or
changing ONE letter, and supply a new definition.  Here are this year's
winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
  you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
  bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
  little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
  getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
  subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
  person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
   really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
   like a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
   consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
   they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
   you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
   bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn into, after finding half a
   grub in the fruit you're eating.

And finally my favorite:

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

The Hermit

Today, i read one of my friend blog - Jason, and i find out a very fun test! So, i try it and this is the result!! What do you think?







You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot/

Not Happy

Today i am not happy!!
So, i am not going to write the post that i plan to write!!!
I will do it next time!!!
So many pressure and stress make me feel like i am crazy liao!!!
Today having hash time in school!
Home also empty when i am back!
No one to talk to about my problem!
Friends don't understand me!!
Maybe i am too far away la!!
I should move closer to them!
But,
How???
i just hope tommoro can be much more happy!!
No matter in school or home!!!
My problem is i am just not good enough!!
haha....
Try to be good lo!!!

50 Questions and answers

1. Are you smiling?
Ya! Cos i am crazy!! hahaha.......

2. When is the last time you met someone new?
Dunno!!!

3. Truthfully, what is irritating you now?
My heart!! It just keep thinking of her!!

4. When did you last eat pizza?
Last Sunday!! Weng Hong birthday!!!

5. Do you have any friends who are famous?
Among teacher can ar?? Gim Aun and Pat Lin lo!!!!

6. Are you any good at poker?
can say good lo!!!!

7. Do you like Monopoly?
No thx!! It like a game that never finish!!!

8. What do you want?
N76 for now!! I am waiting for someone to give me as a present!!

9. Are you tired?
ya!! Just back from Universiti Hospital

10. Last spoken words you heard?
Forgot liao!!!!!

11. Do you know anyone named John?
Cheong lik jet, John

12. When is your birthday?
23 of october! Must remember!!!!!

13. Besides your bed, what is your favorite thing in your room?
My books!!! like them so much!!!

14. Pepsi... Coke.... Pepsi... Coke...?
Pepsi

15. Do you have plans today?
See doctor and write a post!!!

16. What are you thinking about?
My friends!!!!

17. Why are you doing this??
Try something new!!!

18. Is your computer a laptop?
No!!!

19. Want to be a prince?
Ya!! Wang Zi!!!!!

20. Do you believe dreams come true?
No!! Not for now!!!!

21. Last song you heard?
Home

22. Do you like Batman?
No!!

23. Who is in the room with you?
Just me!!

24. Who is the last person to text message you?
Poi Man

25. Who and when did you say "I love you" to (not related)
Gim Aun!! Sunday!!!

26. What was the last thing you ate?
Rice lo!!!

28. What is the closest item near you that is blue?
My wallet!!

30.what your favorite pair of shoes?
The one i wearing it la!!!!

31. What is the last movie watched?
Transformer!! Damn cool movie!!!!!

32. Who did you watch it with?
Many lo!! 14 peoples!!!

33. What are you listening to now?
Home

34. Where's your favorite place to be?
London!!!!

35. Where is your ipod / mp3?
In the shopping market!!!!

36. Who was your first talk today?
See WEi

37. Where do you shop the most?
CC

38. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
Buy la!!Apethan???

39. Where was your default picture taken?
Iu

40. Why did you pick your background?
Dunno how to change!!!!

41. Are you happy with where you are?
okay lo!!!!

42. When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
Maybe!~

43. Have you ever talked about marriage with opposite sex before?
Ya!!! Always1!!

44. Do you want kids?
Sure!!!!!

45. How many?
3 kids! A boy twins and a girl!!!

46. Do you want someone you can't have?
Ya~~

47. Do you believe love at first sight exists?
No!

48. Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Ya!! I love to do that!!!!

49. Do you believe that you can change someone?
No!! But people can change me!!!! like my friends!!!

50.Do you like someone right now?
Ya!!! i am very very very like her!!!!!!!!

Pictures

Try to get it back to my house!! hehe!!!

sexy sakai!!!! We all are having fun with him!!!

three guys!!

Me and Wayne!!!

(wayne look so cool right??)

Me and leng lui 1 Chia Yan

Me with leng lui 2 Sou Teng

(my daughter)


Me with leng lui 3 See Wei

Me with two leng lui





The one i wearing scout uniform is take from the campfire!

Red colour shirt is IU day!!

If anyone want to to write about that two day, than i write!!

But if no one want to know! i just put this pictures only lo!!!

hahaha.......