80th PJ Scout Campfire Slideshow

IF u smart enough, u can see me!!! Kinda silly i in there!! Suppose to look more handsome!! lolz!!! haha.... hope u all like it!!

Been Tagged!!!

Name 20 people you can think of at the top of your head. Don't read the questions before you write, and tag 5 ppl to do the survey.

1. Gim Aun
2. Pat Lin
3. Lye Heng, Jason
4. Weng Hong
5. Wai Kee, Keith
6. Gopi
7. Hooi Teng
8. Theng Hon
9. Lik Jet
10. Cheryl
11. Nicole
12. Jia Bao, Ivy
13. See Wei
14. Hing Lun
15. Wai Seong
16. Ryan Lem
17. Jason Lim
18. Pui Yan
19. Wendy
20. Joey Chan

-1) How did you meet 14?( Hing Lun)
Arr...... In school loh!! He is my junior!

-2) What would you do if you haven't met no. 1? (Gim Aun)
I will be died!! Because he is too important for me!!!

-3) What would you do if 20 and 9 dated?(Joey Chan And Lik Jet)
Sure is not perfect couple!!

-4) Would 6 and 17 make a good couple? (Gopi and Jason Lim)
Definite not okay! lolz!! XD

-5) Describe no.3. (Lye Heng)
Good.... handsome?? Cute?? Nice!! Lovely! Friendly!!

-6) Do you think no 8 is attractive? (Theng Hon)
OF COURSE!!! He is damn smart leh! Girl like smart guy!! ya??

-7) Tell me about no. 7.(Hooi Teng)
Pretty and good! XD

-8) Do you know anyting bout no.12's family?(Jia Bao)
umm..nope..

-9) What is no 8's favourite?(Theng Hon)
Book?? Dota?? Study?? Girl?? LOLZ XD

-10) What would you do if 11 confesses that he/she likes you?(Nicole)
It okay for me! but my buddy G** A** will KILL me lo!!!

-11) What language does 15 speak? (Wai Seong)
Cantonese, BM, BI and chinese

-12) Who is 9 going out with?(Lik Jet)
lolx...dunno.. Maybe is sumone around the corner

-13) How old is 16 now?(Ryan)
16.... My little twins brother!!

-14) When was the last time you talked to 13?(See Wei)
umm..i think.. Today at morning! BY saying HI

-15) No. 2's fav singer?(Pat Lin)
Ah Niu lo!! And also David Tao! Not to forgot Daniel lee... haha... i so smart!

-16) Would you date no.18 ?(Pui Yan)
Sure! IF she want lo!! jkjk!! lolz

-17) Would you date 7?(Hooi Teng)
SURE SURE!!!

-18) Is 15 single?(Wai Seong)
dunno

-19) What's 10's last name? (Cheryl)
Hui Xian??

-20) Would you ever consider being in a relationship with 11?(Nicole)
Can consider lo! But wait for other 100 year la!! Cos my buddy booked edi!!

-21)What school does 3 go to?(Lye Heng)
SMK Kelana Jaya

-22)Where does 6 live?(Gopi)
somewhere around pj...

-23) What's your fav thing bout 5?(WAi Kee)
Funny, damn silly lo!! LOLZ! JKJK

5 TAG GOES TO :
a) Ryan
b) Wayne
c) Sai Khong
d) Jason
e) Nicole

Looking at Far Far away kingdom

I am looking for the Kingdom of Far Far away! I know someday i will find it! But before i find it, i will facing many problem, i will fall down many times. i will be hurt by a lot of people! But i know i can do it! Just need to make my heart stronger!

But, where is the Far Far Away Kingdom? Who can give me a clue? Who can bring me to there?
i hope in the journey to the Far Far Away kingdom, i not will be alone! But, i am so alone now! My dream is breaking!
Who can do as Kelly Clarkson said:

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly
I'll do what it takes til' I touch the sky
I'll make a wish
Take a chance
Make a change
And breakaway
Out of the darkness and into the sun
But I won't forget all the ones that I loved
I'll take a risk
Take a chance
Make a change
And breakaway

I really want to do that as she said!
But it just too hard! Who can actually take the risk to change something that yourself own also didn't not sure it is right or suitable to you or not! sometime human is just too afraid to make a change, their scare after they change, not one will accept them like last time!

But still, i am searching for the Far Far Away kingdom, if u found it, please tell me! Because it will save my time! I need to do my best for everything for not to regret next time when i rethink about it! Sometime it just too hard for me to do the best, but i will try! Try to remember i still got you behind me! Over you, i can see hope! really!

I am hanging on the bridge! Almost falling down! Since my life is pointless, i think before to let go my hand and just fall down from the bridge! But my friends just save me from doing it! It had bring a lot of effect to me! sometime i think, if my life without them, what will i be today?
I can't imagine because i don't want that to happen in my life! But sometime life is without friends, i need to learn to help myself! not to fall down from the bridge!

I really love my friends, Love them so much! I want to say :
I Heart You All

When the sunset down, my life is end! but i know tomorrow still got sunrise, so i gonna sleep without worrying anything!

I am still searching...........
The Far Far Away Kingdom

END!
RY@ncross23

Sick, Staying at my friend house, Exam

Yesterday damn sick! i felt damn cold during the night! It just i am naked at the north pole! damn cold! I almost can go heaven edi because of the coldness! And i didn't even switch on the table fan! But it still damn cold! I just can't stand it! And i having high fever! And i can't find water at joey house! I just too sick to walk around his house to find water! Then i found a bottle of unknown water and i just take it and drink! but of cos i din touch the neck of the bottle la! Then i eat the medicine i also bring along with me!!!

Morning i follow gim aun home and sleep about an hour at his house!! Then we just doing stupid things! Night i follow his family to meet her sister! walau A, i sit there like stupi cos i do not know a single word about what they say! Cos they are speaking hokkien and i don't hokkien! so i just sit there like a stupid!

Tommoro got exam. i must study for it! haha..... Exam suck ya!!!! Wish me luck la!

END

MC for the day

Today is 14 of September! Also my chemistry and physics 3 paper test! damn boring to study for paper 3! Really don't like to do paper 3! too hard and no idea what to write or do!! So, i am doing my drats during the exam~ walau A, i am really brave leh!! I am really cool leh! during exam do other things! i really can't focus on my exam! It is damn boring!! The drats actually i should do it for long time ago! but i wait until last minutes to do! really damn lazy right?? Not yet tell u all what is the drats i keep on talking about! It is the MC drats that i will be at this night!! AT the Tanglung night!!

I think i am the worst MC of the year! If got the award for the worst MC, i think i'm sure it will be mine! No doubt!! hahaha..... If in a scale of 100 mark, i will give myself 40 mark only because it is really out of my control! Lack of chemistry with my partner, they too nervous. And do not follow my drats! Damn sad lo!

MC, this is the second time i become MC lo! Although it is not really good, but at least i try to do it well! and i think i can do better next time! reallt like the feeling talking at the stage! I think i born to be at stage! I never feel nervous or scare when i at the stage! Really enjoy the feeling of the stage! if got chance, i really want to become MC again! haha..

And i feel a little bit frustration because of something happen! Really don't to talk about it! Tonight i stay one night at joey's house! It not the first time edi! haha.... he is damn cool and nice la!! Now i feel a little bit hungry because i do not eat anything at all since 3.30pm until 3.00am! i mean now lo! Because of buzy and sad lo!

Anyway, it is a good day for me and the trial is still going on! Hope i can focus more in my study but not my friends or lover or blog!it just too much for me lo!
XD

END!!

Behind These Hazel Eyes

Seems like just yesterday
You were a part of me
I used to stand so tall
I used to be so strong
Your arms around me tight
Everything, it felt so right
Unbreakable, like nothin' could go wrong
Now I can't breathe
No, I can't sleep
I'm barely hanging on

Here I am, once again
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
Just thought you were the one
Broken up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes

I told you everything
Opened up and let you in
You made me feel alright
For once in my life
Now all that's left of me
Is what I pretend to be
So together, but so broken up inside
'Cause I can't breathe
No, I can't sleep
I'm barely hangin' on

Here I am, once again
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
Just thought you were the one
Broken up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes

Swallow me then spit me out
For hating you, I blame myself
Seeing you it kills me now
No, I don't cry on the outside
Anymore...

Here I am, once again
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
Just thought you were the one
Broken up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes

Here I am, once again
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
Just thought you were the one
Broken up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes

Lawyers

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald
man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you
can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead
of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is
prohibited?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical
situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does
it have locks on the door?

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes,  why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime,
what does a freedom fighter fight?

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your
headlights on, what happens?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up
ATM?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is
called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's
called cargo?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?

If con is the opposite of pro; is Congress the opposite of
progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

My Name

This is a special post for me and one of my best bro - Ryan. I want to thanks him for doing all this for me! He such a nice guy! thanks lo! Now i only know my name can be so meaningful! haha.... Hope you all like it! thanks again lo! MY twin bro - Ryan! hehe! XD

LEONG

[L]ive to
[E]xperience an
[O]n-going,
[N]ever-ending,
[G]od-given life.

RYAN

[R]ainbow after raining,
[Y]esterday soon forgetting.
[A]head seem blurry,
[N]ow to worry.

LEW CHEE LEONG

[L]eft out in
[E]xtreme cold.
[W]ithout

[C]ourage to lift my
[H]ead up to face the
[E]motions i
[E]xperience inside.

[L]onging for someone to
[E]ase to pain, to help me face these
[O]rdeals. i
[N]eed to face the
[G]host inside of me.

Want to test your IQ - try the question below:

  There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.
 By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
 expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
 Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
 sunglasses, how should he express himself?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
 If you got this wrong please go dig a hole and hide!

P.S. I'm writing this from the hole I had to dig and am hiding
in!......(Damn)...

Trial Exam

SPM trial exam is coming. Haiz, i not yet do anything lo! so scare. Hope i can do well in this exam! cos it is very important to me! I will close my blog from now! So that i can focus more on my exam! So, you wont see any update again! sorry for that! Hope can see you all soon! i'm sure will miss you all. Goodbye lo!

CLOSE!

Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls..........

Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls..........

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky,
You had your chance.
I tried to fart,
And shit in my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here
To shit and stink.
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose.. .

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bu! llshit on the walls...

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......

(Written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
the Singapore Fire Department wantsyou.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.

We aim to please!
You aim too!.. Please.

On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated
throughout the entire performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...
Please aim properly.


haha...... is kinda funny. this is one of my friend send it to me. I want to share it with you all!
Hope you all enjoy reading! XD

Tips for getting straight A in PMR

PMR, Easy job only! Piece of cake! For me, if is easy and if you do not get the result you want, the only thing you can do is just blame yourself! Cos do not put your 100% effort into it! I giving some tips when i study for PMR exam! I don't know it can help you or not but it help me to get 8A.

I start with the most important subject - Bahasa Melayu and Bahasa Inggeris. It is quite hard to score A cos it is depend on the essay you write! So you need to score very good in paper 1 the objective question! try do not do careless mistake in paper 1 cos it going to help you a lot! Essay?? I just can advice you don't do the format question. cos when you miss one step, mark will be deduced! And format essay usually don't have many point to write! But if you feel very confident about the question you doing! Just go ahead! Do your best!!

Next is math! This one you need to do a lot of question! Do past year question will help you a lot! Cos math is same every year! You just need to know how to do the question only! You know one, you know all! Understand and memories the formula. It will help you. Do many many question!

Science, many people say it is hard! But actually it is easy only! you just need to read and do excise. Do note when you do revision! It will help you to remember it better! Always listen to teacher!

Sejarah, it is so easy only! You just need to read, read and read! Nothing more you can do besides read the sejarah text book! Geografi is a bonus A for you! nothing hard! just study and get A.

Kh?? no comment! cos everyone taking different things!!
hahaha.........