MATH MANIA

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered
to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight
while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a
calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He
is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents
in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x"and "y"
and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they
belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with
coordinates in every country."

"As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to
every triangle," Ashcroft declared.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
given us more fingers and toes."

"I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is
intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to
disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to
inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the President said,
adding:

"Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our
point and draw the line."

President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the
potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never
before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to
factor-in random facts of vertex."

Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read
my ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: though they
continue to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse
tightens around their necks."

Working or Study?

A very famous question asking by all the just finish form 5 student, i should working or go on with my study? For me, i want both! Now i am working. i think i am doing well! Working is not easy as you think! you work in a totally new environment and new people you will meet! You need to have a good social skill! Like me, now i am doing well with them and they are the one i meet everyday! Work with other people not like working with your family! You need to prepare to get scold everyday! You need to work hard because they are not your family, they are your boss or head! I get scold every time i did something wrong! Haha!! But now i am doing well!
But only one thing i worry is my supervisor is leaving next month or i should say next year! And i need to hold the key of the shop! And pick up the responsibility to handle the management of the shop! Now they are train me to become a leader and take over the shop next year! Now i really working hard! Everyday get scold but also learn new things! Like how to transfer stock, talk to IT officer, arrange the schedule! Need to learn many things in one month! Next year i will be alone cos all my partner is going with their study! to form 5! haiz... need to work with new people again next year! but now they do become my best friends edi! haha! I am enjoying my work. The only thing i love is not lover,friends or book but is money! Haha~ I work so hard just for money ma!~ right?? Just like my friend daryl said, if get scold just take it! Zhen Yong(Ah Hong) also said always cover your friend and help each other!better get yourself get scold than make your friend get scold! I am totally agree with him~ Now the one i always hang out is with Zhen Yong and Yee May! haha...Yee May also work at sunway pyramid and she work at rufffery id! i eat lunch and dinner with her everyday! Work is not kinda boring if you got friend with you! To talk and eat! Sometime go yum cha together!

I thought i will miss my old friend very much but now it seem like no! The reason is i get my new life,new friends, new place, and my old friends are like just so wired la! They just like too far away from me! At school i already think i cant get into their world but now it like getting more worst! But thanks god i still got pat lin that always reply my sms! haha!! And cheryl,bheryl(xing) the twins sis that said maybe can go watch movie and ice skate with me next week! now i just need to set the date! Who want to go, after i set the date, can let me know! Jia Bao that ask me to go to the chunch camp but i need to work! Sorry ya jia bao!! But hope next week you can go lo!! Maybe you think i am so fake, just love the new thing and forgot the old stuff! I'm not! If iu cant get something, instand of holding it, i better let it go! Just like pat lin said, if the one really miss you, he will call you ar try to contact you! You no need to keep on remind him that you are exist! i just too tired to do that! But i will try to do it la!

Study?? i don't know la! I really don't what i like about study! Like a stupid person like me, Exam always not good, hate to do homework, noob in math! but now i need to calculate many thing like count the amonut of money, do the account thinggy! hate it! Study just will decide when i get my SPM result! but i sure go on with my study!! I love money but i love school life more than money! At least i no need to worry get scold when study! haha.... For now, i will enjoy my working life and forgot the school life! yes! this is the way i should do it~! but old friends must be remember! I will try to see them if got chance! Scare later they will forgot me!

P/s: If anyone want to go see movie next week, let me know after i set the date! K?? i will ask all my friends that i know including the one - You that reading my post now! haha!!

Work for one week

My shop! can and visit sometime!
This is my first model! I dress her up! How do you think my combination of cloth,colour and taste?? i think she look very good! Haha..i can touch her every part of body!!

Today is full one week i work! Still feel okay la!! Thursday Hing Lun got come to my shop to visit me! Waliao A, i feel so happy because at last got someone come and visit me! work like usuall!

Eat at Kim Gary and first time use credit card machine

Today i work from 6 to 10pm! Just 4 hours only! haha!!So happy! After working,my manager said want to belanja eat Kim Gary! Actually i cannot go, because that is the reward for the staff that are hit our sales target last month! But my manager say i can follow, so i go with them! First time eat at Kim Gary! The food is okay lo! But the most important is we all sitting together and chit-chat with so fun! We eat from 10 o'clock to 12 o'clock midnight! Waliao A, we are really have fun! Working is really different from study! You must have good social skill! You need to be good to your working partner. My working partner treat me very good! I have fun talk to Ah hong! Talk to him like talk to gim aun and pat lin! Like we know each other very long time edi! Dheryl is a funny guy! He is good and nice! He also having the nice hair! Joon Sean is old friend! so i no problem with him! My supervisor is Emily! She is good and 'man'! She everyday will bla(lecture) me cos i am new ma! My manager is Jasmine! She just come to shop one day a week! haha!! Really enjoy work with them although it is damn hard and boring to work!

Today i am the first time handle the cashier! And i got to use the credit card machine! The first customer is a couple! They are really funny and kind! Because of i first time do that, so i am slow! But they is very good and say they will wait! Thanks lo! if not, i sure get scold! haha!! thanks god i get the right amount and the right step! If not, i need to pay it!! haha!
okla~! stop here!

Good News

haha! Now i not only can work with new friend, my best friend from my primary school - Sie Lein will work at Sunway Pyramid too! I damn happy! cos i can see him agian after 5 year we do not see each other! So good! I think i can overcome my feeling that i always miss the time i spend with my secondary school friends!! ok la! going to work! see you all la!

Sick, Work and Friend Having Problem

Haiz! today i am sick again! Nose bleeding agian for today! this time more serious both nose also got blood! My whole hand is blood! Shit man! I think i going to die! haha!! show you all the picture!! but not my hand! tat one too scary! if u scare blood, don't see!

scary?? My hand much more scary! but i wont show!!

Next i would like to talk about my friend- Weng Hong. He is making the whole world worry about him! i do scare him will do something stupid! hope he will okay! i am sick and i need to work! I do not need other problem like him to shorten my life! I just need someting more can i be happy! not worry or suffer! can???

At my working place, i had know a new friend! His name is Ah Hong. He is a nice guy! And he is so cute! He just like my other two friends! The combinaton of Yee Keong and Gim Aun! He is cute and nice! He is a nice person to talk to! I think i can forgot about my old friends already! Because he is just so kind and good! I just like to make friend with him! haha! Just hope he can replace my old friends because i will miss them so much!!

I want to thanks Cheryl for something! Thanks for not doing that during the SPM time! You are really kind! Not one can blame you for anything! You always my lovely daughter! I will support you!! For something, we cannot force,i hope he will understand!

Jia Bao, thanks for your massage! I really happy! You are the only who say i am good and love me lo! I love u and cheryl forever!(as daughter) Ok la! need to rest la!

New Chapter of Ryan Trilogy- The Next Episode

Third Chapter-The Next Episode

Haha... Yesterday just finish my second chapter of Ryan Trilogy-Secondary life! Today is a whole new chapter for me! I will try to forgot all happen in the past and move forward! Just never expect the day will be come so soon! i hope that it will not end so fast! But the fact is it is already end! I will do the things that last time i can't do or i don't allow to do like dye my hair, change my blog name into this kind of name-Call me Bitch, U Bastard!! It is kinda cool because i love it!! haha!! i am wired right?? Yesterday is my last day at school! I got my chinese paper yesterday but it also a day that many things happen!!

I hang out with Wai Seong and Yee Wei after my paper 1! and i had alot of fun with them! We go to kampung cempaka to eat our lunch!! Long time din eat lunch with my friends because normally i wont order even i go with them!! But this time i order the mix rice that Wai Seong said it is good! I still remember he bring me to that restaurant before! I think is form 1 or 2! We three had alot of talk! It was a great talk with them! We talk about politics,School,Friends,Future,Work,Money,Funny thing,Movie and many more! I think we sat there for two hour! haha!!!!

Then, i was having my paper 2! My nose are bleeding! Oh MY GOD~ But it is okay because it is just little blood only! I still can do my exam!!

haiz! this is the prove!!

After finish my exam! Jia Bao smsed me and ask me where am i! Actually i am on the way back edi but she say she at school so i just went back to see her! When i get nack to school, i saw Jia Bao,Cheryl and Nicole! Very happy can see them for the last time! But they are in rush, so i just can talk few word with Jia Bao only! haiz!! Later, Weng Hong is having some problem with someone! I am worry him so i followed him to her house to find her but she say she at One Utama, so Weng Hong just went there by cab! I don't what happen next but i hope they will be okay lo!! Later i sms him!!

To My Beloved Daughter-Jia Bao

U had promise me when i ask you out, you will go!! I said i will let the whole world know your promise by putting your promise at here! Hope you can keep your promise lo! that what you wrote to me:

Can! no problem! You're our(Jia Bao and cheryl)daddy ma.Our beloved daddy ma!!

hope can see u all soon la!!

Few words for my beloved friends

"few" words for you all!!

I want to say something to my friends here! First going is GIM AUN!
Gim aun, i am glad that i having you as my friend!I know i did many wrong things and make you angry and sad! But i hope that u will accept my apologise~ I am sorry man! I not really mean it~I know i am selfish!But i must finish my wishes before i end my the secondary school life! Now i just left one wish to go!! Hope next year i can do it!! THanks for everything u did for me! I know that i have disturb you all the time!but i do not regret it! Cos this is only the time i can spend with you! Cos u will never have time to be with me,so i really need to do it! Sorry lo!!! sorryyyyyy!!! lastly want to say i am the most luckiest person in the world to have you as my friend! THanks for everything, sorry for everything! And i loveyou always!! (brother love)Just want you to know,no matter what happen i still want to be your friend and you are forever my best friend!~ nomber 1 friend!!

Next is PAT LIN
Pat Lin,in secondary school,i knew u for the longest times! Five year! Five year same class with you and three year sit beside you! Walau A, I am damn lucky to have you as my friend! Who can be same class with a person for five year?? we two la!! From 1B to 2A and drop to 3B and go up back to 4A together and 5A for the last year! We are really got yuan!! My school life without you, i sure will become evil!! You had taught me many things! U always teach me how to do math and i always don't let you sleep at the class!! Sorry for that~ You the one who like my other buddy,when i see u, i see him! u two just too alike in many aspect! So i just know you will be my best friend!! And so ngam,our birthday is different on one day! you are 22 oct and i am 23 oct! WAH~~ i really so happy about it!Plus, this year we celebrate our birthday together! I hope we can do it again in the rest of the year!! You are the one who always treat me the best! No one is better than you!! I still rememberthe time after i get scolded by arham arham(don't want mention his name again), you just put your hand on my shoulder and say it's okay! Like pai pai my shoulder! This is really sweet and touching! But the sweetiest and touching thing you ever done for me is when i having my kesusasteraan cina, u send a sms to before 2 hours of the exam to wish me good luck! and u called me after the exam to ask me how am i doing for the exam!! Walau A, i am damn touched and almost cry lo!(Believe it? or not!) You are the only one to wish me good luck and ask me how do i do! Although after few day Wai Seong and Gim Aun also got ask but you are the most true heart to do it!! I just love pat lin!! haha.... just want you to know u had taught me many things like math,english, how to be a good person, how to get out involved into troubles! and many many more!! just want to thanks you!! and sorry for if i did anything wrong or hurt you!! Thank you and sorry!! Love you forever lo!!!
p/s: u are going to NS, Haiz can't hear the voice the joke from you three month will be suffer!! Good luck and must take care! U must not be so bad-tempted(spell wrong??if ya, hope u know what i want to say),must keep your mouth shut and try no bad word to the gang(can't say it at here,later cut my acct) you hate,later they hit you at night! I am serious!! okay??

Third is Weng Hong
Weng Hong ya Weng Hong!! Just don't know what to say to you! You must not too lazy lo! Don't always just maple-ing lo!! more go out with your girl,try to talk more to her, sms or straight away call her la!! like that you two only can maintain your relationship!! You must take good care of your body,don't always hurt here hurt there! Like last time, first hurt your hand then ur leg later? i don't lo! hope you take care la!! must la!! Try to read as much as you can! Reading help to improve someone personality and make you more handsome!! Although you look handsome now!! haha..... take care la!!!

Fourth is to the ladies-Cheryl,Jia Bao,Nicole,Wei Lin
I am glad to know you all! do you all feel that too?? try to take good care of ur guy's boy la!!!! and also must remember me la!! when i call u, don't staight away hang up ya!!! i love u all too( guys....don't think other side, just the love of daddy to cheryl and jia bao,brother to nicole and friend to wei lin) hahaha.....your girls must love me too la!!!!!

Five is to all my friends la
hahaha....no mood to write la!! next time if i do remember, i will list out of my voice of my heart to all my friends!~! i love you all!!!! Remember me ya!!!!! dedicated to Poh Yi,Hing lun,Theng hon,wai seong,lik jet,chia yan,and .................

SPM over AND NEW life begin

YEAH!! Spm is over and i really glad that i can do it! I think the over of spm is the over of my secondary school life! Going to miss it so much! I just so love the school life! Because can see my friends all the time! I love all my friends! But i just don't know do they love me or not! I just hope they will remember me! At least MY NAME!! Haha.....Hopefully my handphone will ring during the day before taking my result! Hope they will call me or sms me!Or at least reply my sms!! IS that too hard for someone?? After SPM, i can't see my friends anymore! Cause we all will be busy with our own life! But the one i really will miss alot is PAT LIN and GIM AUN! Cause i take them as my best best friend! I take them as just like my brother! They like a part of my life! Without them,my secondary school life will be bore until die! They are the best person in the world! THe coolest person in the planet! I love them both! Don't ask me to choose who are more good! I won't do it cause they both are the best! I can't compair them! Cause they is two totally different person! The way they treat me also not the same! But i don't mind at all. Just love them!! Now i need to live without the presence of them, i just don't know how to do it! I know they do not mind at all about me! They life will be better without me! haha..... i think so la! Cause i am a bitch and bastard!! hahaha.......

New chapter of my trilogy of life will begin!! I going to work until i die!~ just hope working can help me to used to the life that without my friends! Especially without PAT LIN and GIM AUN! haiz!! just going to miss them! hope them will call or sms me la!!!My new chapter is depend on the heart that i left! I just need to do it!! haiz!! Now i just out of my mind!! Will fall into hte trap of temptation of money?? Will i find my Shen Cai Jing?? Will i become a BITCH and BASTARD?? yayaya!! i will cos i am it now!! I think many people think that too!! okay la read my next post la!!

Idiot Sightings

IDIOT SIGHTINGS
  I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the  local
  township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer  Crossing
  sign on our road. The reason: many deer were being hit by cars and he  no
  longer wanted them to cross there.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
  My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked  the
  individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was  sorry,
  but they only had iceberg.

IDIOT SIGHTING #1:
  I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport  employee
  asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your  knowledge?" I
  said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled  and
  nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."

IDIOT SIGHTING #2:
  The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the  street. I
  was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when  she
  asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals   to
  blind people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "Why on earth
  are blind people driving?"

IDIOT SIGHTING #3:
  At a sad good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who was leaving  the
  company due to "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said, "This is  fun
  We should have lunch like this more often." Not another word was spoken.  We
  just looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an
  approaching truck.

IDIOT SIGHTING #4:
  I worked with an individual who plugged her power strip back into  itself
  and for the life of her could not understand why her system would not turn  on.

IDIOT SIGHTING #5:
  When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up  our
  car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We
  went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to
  unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I 
  instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey,"  I 
  announced to the technician, "It's open!" "I know," answered the young  man.
  "I already got that side."



There, now, don't you feel better?

some silly shot from me!!

I like to take picture! here some of my picture i like it so much!! which one u like??? it just silly picture from me only! hope u all dun mind to see it!!!

SPM is coming! I Make my friend Angry

SPM is coming! Now just got one week to go! So,i won't able to update my blog for a month! So sad! But i hope that will get a good result too! but lately my emotion is too bad! I just having an argument with my best friend! I don't want to mention his name but i hope he won't tell anyone if he is looking at this post!

I make him angry,make him hate me, make him almost want to break our friendship! I am so sorry for that!Really! I don't what can i do!! I just hope a sorry can fix it but is that so simple to solve the question that are make me sad for so long! I feel very bad for make him sad! I am very sorry! Sorry!!

I am that kind of person that wont angry with person! If i do angry,it just last few minutes only! like yesterday,gim aun said something stupid make me angry and i said something stupid to make him angry! But within few minutes, i already said sorry to him! Don't know he take my sorry or not!!

That friend make me feel so bad! I don't want him to angry on me! I really hope that i am be good with him! i know everything he done is just for my own good! And i really understand it! I am sorry! Hope he can see this! Sorry for everything!! i know i am nothing to him but he is everything to me! Although he got someone special already but i still hoping it wont change our friendship but it seem to be changed edi!! I said it in early stage, he will change but i never think it will be so fast! but i will still take him as my best buddy!!

i am that kind of person that easily believing people! But i just fully give my trust 100% to four friends only! Pat lin,sie lein and other two that i wont reveal his name cos one of the name is him!! i really hope that my trust on them will get back good memory!!








Lately i got two new scar! one is from pat lin(as shown in picture),other one is by him! the scar given by pat lin is when i think back,i will remember him forever! because he is just my best friend! He just accidentally cut it only! other one is in my heart by him! i will not remember the scar because it too hurt!! i will forget it as i promise him to do so!! two different bring two different kind of memory!pat lin's scar is happiness and his scar is sadness!! i just hope that i can be good with him again!! as we can talk about everything!

I am sad for other things after i see something online! it also about him!! haiz!! don't want to say it lo!! later he say i close minded!!! I am close minded in certain things!! really!

sorry lo,my friend! don't hate me can ar?? i really need you as my friend! Don't treat me as u don't know me, please talk to me or at least reply my sms!! sorry for everything! sorry!

I hope all my friends will excel in SPM and all get straight A1!! I hope i can do it too but it seem to be too hard with my emotion now!!! but i will try my best!! ha!!

Good Luck lo!! my friends-Pat Lin,Gim Aun,Weng Hong,Lye Heng,Wai Kee,Gopi,Irwan,Lik Jet,Wai Seong,Woon Siang,Chia Yan,Poh Yi,Poh Ling and lot more!!! cant list it out all!!!!