IDIOT SIGHTINGS
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
sign on our road. The reason: many deer were being hit by cars and he no
longer wanted them to cross there.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry,
but they only had iceberg.
IDIOT SIGHTING #1:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I
said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and
nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."
IDIOT SIGHTING #2:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I
was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she
asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to
blind people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "Why on earth
are blind people driving?"
IDIOT SIGHTING #3:
At a sad good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the
company due to "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said, "This is fun
We should have lunch like this more often." Not another word was spoken. We
just looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an
approaching truck.
IDIOT SIGHTING #4:
I worked with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself
and for the life of her could not understand why her system would not turn on.
IDIOT SIGHTING #5:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We
went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to
unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I
instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," I
announced to the technician, "It's open!" "I know," answered the young man.
"I already got that side."
There, now, don't you feel better?
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Idiot Sightings
Saturday, November 3, 2007
some silly shot from me!!
SPM is coming! I Make my friend Angry
SPM is coming! Now just got one week to go! So,i won't able to update my blog for a month! So sad! But i hope that will get a good result too! but lately my emotion is too bad! I just having an argument with my best friend! I don't want to mention his name but i hope he won't tell anyone if he is looking at this post!
I make him angry,make him hate me, make him almost want to break our friendship! I am so sorry for that!Really! I don't what can i do!! I just hope a sorry can fix it but is that so simple to solve the question that are make me sad for so long! I feel very bad for make him sad! I am very sorry! Sorry!!
I am that kind of person that wont angry with person! If i do angry,it just last few minutes only! like yesterday,gim aun said something stupid make me angry and i said something stupid to make him angry! But within few minutes, i already said sorry to him! Don't know he take my sorry or not!!
That friend make me feel so bad! I don't want him to angry on me! I really hope that i am be good with him! i know everything he done is just for my own good! And i really understand it! I am sorry! Hope he can see this! Sorry for everything!! i know i am nothing to him but he is everything to me! Although he got someone special already but i still hoping it wont change our friendship but it seem to be changed edi!! I said it in early stage, he will change but i never think it will be so fast! but i will still take him as my best buddy!!
i am that kind of person that easily believing people! But i just fully give my trust 100% to four friends only! Pat lin,sie lein and other two that i wont reveal his name cos one of the name is him!! i really hope that my trust on them will get back good memory!!
Lately i got two new scar! one is from pat lin(as shown in picture),other one is by him! the scar given by pat lin is when i think back,i will remember him forever! because he is just my best friend! He just accidentally cut it only! other one is in my heart by him! i will not remember the scar because it too hurt!! i will forget it as i promise him to do so!! two different bring two different kind of memory!pat lin's scar is happiness and his scar is sadness!! i just hope that i can be good with him again!! as we can talk about everything!
I am sad for other things after i see something online! it also about him!! haiz!! don't want to say it lo!! later he say i close minded!!! I am close minded in certain things!! really!
sorry lo,my friend! don't hate me can ar?? i really need you as my friend! Don't treat me as u don't know me, please talk to me or at least reply my sms!! sorry for everything! sorry!
I hope all my friends will excel in SPM and all get straight A1!! I hope i can do it too but it seem to be too hard with my emotion now!!! but i will try my best!! ha!!
Good Luck lo!! my friends-Pat Lin,Gim Aun,Weng Hong,Lye Heng,Wai Kee,Gopi,Irwan,Lik Jet,Wai Seong,Woon Siang,Chia Yan,Poh Yi,Poh Ling and lot more!!! cant list it out all!!!!
I make him angry,make him hate me, make him almost want to break our friendship! I am so sorry for that!Really! I don't what can i do!! I just hope a sorry can fix it but is that so simple to solve the question that are make me sad for so long! I feel very bad for make him sad! I am very sorry! Sorry!!
I am that kind of person that wont angry with person! If i do angry,it just last few minutes only! like yesterday,gim aun said something stupid make me angry and i said something stupid to make him angry! But within few minutes, i already said sorry to him! Don't know he take my sorry or not!!
That friend make me feel so bad! I don't want him to angry on me! I really hope that i am be good with him! i know everything he done is just for my own good! And i really understand it! I am sorry! Hope he can see this! Sorry for everything!! i know i am nothing to him but he is everything to me! Although he got someone special already but i still hoping it wont change our friendship but it seem to be changed edi!! I said it in early stage, he will change but i never think it will be so fast! but i will still take him as my best buddy!!
i am that kind of person that easily believing people! But i just fully give my trust 100% to four friends only! Pat lin,sie lein and other two that i wont reveal his name cos one of the name is him!! i really hope that my trust on them will get back good memory!!
Lately i got two new scar! one is from pat lin(as shown in picture),other one is by him! the scar given by pat lin is when i think back,i will remember him forever! because he is just my best friend! He just accidentally cut it only! other one is in my heart by him! i will not remember the scar because it too hurt!! i will forget it as i promise him to do so!! two different bring two different kind of memory!pat lin's scar is happiness and his scar is sadness!! i just hope that i can be good with him again!! as we can talk about everything!
I am sad for other things after i see something online! it also about him!! haiz!! don't want to say it lo!! later he say i close minded!!! I am close minded in certain things!! really!
sorry lo,my friend! don't hate me can ar?? i really need you as my friend! Don't treat me as u don't know me, please talk to me or at least reply my sms!! sorry for everything! sorry!
I hope all my friends will excel in SPM and all get straight A1!! I hope i can do it too but it seem to be too hard with my emotion now!!! but i will try my best!! ha!!
Good Luck lo!! my friends-Pat Lin,Gim Aun,Weng Hong,Lye Heng,Wai Kee,Gopi,Irwan,Lik Jet,Wai Seong,Woon Siang,Chia Yan,Poh Yi,Poh Ling and lot more!!! cant list it out all!!!!
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